WELCOME TO THE TARTAN ARMY T-SHIRT - £12
"Verbal abuse, liver
abuse, slagging, shagging, petty rivalries, petty jealousies,
petty officers, mud slinging, back biting, back sliding,
shoulder sloping, offside, onside, bitching, itching,
in fighting, out fighting, farting, moaning, greeting,
bleating, bleeding hearts, bravehearts, media tarts,
sad bastards, moaning bastards, greeting faced bastards,
wind up merchants, panic merchants, patter merchants,
bevvy merchants, beggars, scroungers, hangers on, hangers
off, chancers, dancers, romancers, shaggers, blaggers,
glasses, lassies, boozers and losers. WELCOME TO THE
TARTAN ARMY!" |
Welcome to the Lunnainn Albannaich Shop. All our gear is totally kosher and comes direct from our north London lock-up. You have my word of honour on that my son. 
